It seems this is the funny meme going around so of course Zin had to do it. I do find it weird when I mentioned this little quiz that Toleen made sure she was no where around when I started it.




1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Of course there is. My friends list is long and very extensive.(tries not to cry looking at her empty friends list)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Underdark=all night, or should I say just whenever I can get someone to pay for it.


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

All of it. It's a very small bed.

4. Do you masturbate?

Duh! Why wouldn't I? Might as well do it right instead of letting some jerk mess up my good time.

5. How often? Lately?

3 or 4 times a week I guess. Who keeps count of that?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

At this point I'll do almost anything for a buck.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

I did prefer baths, long, luxurious bubble baths with a few good looking guys. Now I'm lucky to find water.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

"a few good looking guys" what do you think I was doing playing go fish?


9. Do you watch/read pornography?

I have a few copies of Drow Hunks Quarterly laying around. I could never watch porn though. The music always urked me too much.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

I want someone aggressive but that still knows I'm the dominant one.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Love? there is no such thing.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

What is the facination with this friends list thing?

13. Would you choose love or money?

Even if there was love, money everytime.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Rilmarn used to do this thing with his tongue, make my toes curl up. It was awsome. If the guy knows what he's doing I'll let him on top. I know it's crazy but it can be fun. Oh, and Rilmarn showed me this position from behind once, I thought my head was gonna pop off. It was
almost enough to make me black out.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

I'm pretty sure it's not possible.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

What exactly is your definition of romantic?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

The trunk of some guys car so his girlfriend wouldn't catch him. Hey 50 bucks is 50 bucks.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Couple times.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I used to go to this place called Cocks Unlimiited. It was decorated in all these weird looking colorful birds outside. But inside all the waiters wore were colored feathers and not many of them. Oh and the guys they had that danced mmmmmm.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Just to get paid for sex, sure. Hey I'm homeless and unemployed, but I still gotta eat.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

nope. Underdark= pretty much everything goes.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Uh, don't think you paid attention to question 20.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Back in high school my room mate and me did have a small kiss one night. It was more of a I dare you thing and never went farther.

24. What's your sexuality?

Men, big, pretty, quiet, hunky men.

25. Had sex in a movie theatre?

nope

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

yes

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

yes, in my mother's office once, BWHAHAH!

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

yup

29. Bought something from an adult store?

yup

30. Do you own any sex toys?

didn't I say I take care of myself, so yeah I got toys.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

Enough to take care of the job.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Don't think so if I'd known about it I woulda charged them extra.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

who uses names?

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

nope

35. Have you ever had cybersex?

nope

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

if the person paying me for it wants it to then sure

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

it would have to be from the behind thing, i'm just not letting these jerks try it.

38. What's your favorite sex act?

isn't this almost the exact same question as 37?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

yeah, in that situation you really have to pick your partners or it's a total mess up

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?

hhmm don't know.